A mother’s day is never done, it’s always just begun!
Cheesy as it sounds, it’s become beyond true. For example, today is the first day I’m entrusting myself with my daughter since I’m highly medicated and still have bronchitis. This morning started out great, Alora slept in until 8:15! I thought my this is going to be a wonderful day. Then when I get her up I realize she has peed the bed and not just a little, her sheets, her blankets, her dollie, EVERYTHING. So I strip the bed and put clean clothes on her for the day. I then begin to fix breakfast which explodes in the microwave. We finally set down to eat and she gets the coco wheats just on her napkin, I was sooo excited. Until she sneezed and snot and cocoa wheats covered the clean shirt we just previously put on 15 minutes ago. So I run to the bedroom and get a clean shirt and wipes only to come back and pull off the cocoa wheats covered shirt and smother her in them. Her hair, her face, her arms and her chest are now covered in cocoa wheats and snot! Back to the bedroom we go to wipe off and brush our hair. 4 wipes later she is clean and with clean clothes. It’s now 9:00 and my hopes of getting her hair cut before her play gym class at 10 have been dashed to shreds. So it’s time to carry the dirty sheets and laundry downstairs to get the stinky pee out, which I trip and tumble down the steps with. Now I am covered in pee sheets, cocoa wheat and snot shirt and my face lands in pee covered Annie (her favorite dollie). As I realize Alora has beaten me down the steps due to my tumble and has poured my full 22 oz. glass of water on to the carpet and is yelling “Dancing in puddles Mommy, Look Look!” So we clean up the spill and prepare to wash the pee sheets, the wet towels from the spill and the cocoa wheats clothes. Everything makes it into the laundry, even with my daughter helping to put everything in (it’s her new favorite chore). And just as I turn around the lid closes on my middle finger and bounces and comes back down on it again. Now this doesn’t sound this painful until you realize it’s instantly purple and my two year old is standing with her big brown eyes looking at me saying “What wrong mommy, what wrong.” And I’m feeling overwhelming pride for not swearing and just simply folding in half and crying. by the way it’s now 9:30 and even the play gym class is looking doubtful since I have a load of clothes to fold and haven’t even showered. Then as my arm throbs I begin a coughing fit only to realize I haven’t taken any of my medicine yet, so as I wheeze and gasp for air I have to book it back up the steps to find my inhaler and medicine and while I’m at it a piece of ice and cloth for my blood filled fingernail.
So it is now 9:50, I’m breathing, the timer on the dryer is going off and I still haven’t showered. But I did take 10 minutes to let you know my new motto that I’m sure someone else in life has said, but as it popped magically into my head this morning it never seemed more appropriate. So let’s just hope that with the remaining 12 hours of the day I don’t burn the house down!